Saturday, September 25, 2004


A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

Twee Deum (n.) any breathtakingly boring rendition of a soppy serenade (sung slightly off-key) by a bouncy, bare-midriff, hip-hugging tweeny-something who hogs centre-stage on a live-TV talent show

e.g. The judges agreed unanimously, "A blood-curdling yodel by a renegade vampire would be a welcome relief from the tone-deaf trills and twaddle of this Twee Deum."

Contributed by: Hamish McBucksnort , a former caber-tossing, kilt-wearing gentleman farmer from Grizzly Bear's Head & The Lean Man, Saskatchewan (somewhere smack dab in the middle of nowhere anyone's heard of lately).