Sunday, October 17, 2004


A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

kinkle (n.) one whose snout has been far too long in a snuff-box for his own good

e.g., To everyone's surprise, the kinkle, (with his nose slightly out of joint), was obliged to decline a "happy hour" invitation from a fellow carpet knight in favor of a secret rendezvous with a voluptuous platter of ladyfingers.

Contributed by: Desdemona Dwimmercraft, (a taxidermist, part-time tinkle-pantry painter, and casual sculptor of saucy Victorian garden ornaments)