Sunday, October 17, 2004


A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

toshpot (n.) a mish mash of gobbledygook that could be mistaken for a hodge-podge if it were not for the mysterious combination of unknown ingredients that makes it go snap, cackle and plop

e.g., To the uninitiated eye of a heffalump, the toshpot had more going for it than the crummy empty jar of honey left behind by a crass care bear, a picayune pig and a host of gluttonous folk from "The Friends of the Forest Society".

Contributed by: Jespina Jones, (a disgruntled damsel-in-distress) who, having skipped childhood fantasy tales, now relies on pulp fiction to fulfill her vicarious living needs.