SNITKITTEN

A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

snitkitten (n.) a testy pussy-footer

e.g., The snitkitten's paltry performance was witnessed only by a bald bouncer wearing sapphire-studded suspenders, a well-heeled herd of lemmings and a risqué robot.

Contributed by: Beatrice Tippecanoe, a cantankerous cactus grower and part-time cliff-dweller at the Tonto National Monument in south central Arizona just east of a sun-belt and pina colada place called Phoenix