Sunday, October 24, 2004


A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

Panturge (n.) the delightful deity behind all close-fitting, gender-neutral, long drawers and well-intentioned but rather fashionably short if not urbane indiscretions

e.g., If it were not for Panturge thought Matilda, (a cerebro-atmospheric person of size), she probably would not have taken a fifth glance at Bartholemew, (who appeared to be a slightly larger-than-life ginger-bread creationist with a penchant for gratuitous liquor but an altogether very low-on-the-totem-pole status in SOPS – Sanctimonious Order of Pratfallers & Satyrs).

Contributed by: Thumbelina Eudora Dworkin-Sitwell, stay-at-home mother, former editor of an Arizona-based literary journal entitled, Dust Tracks on a Road Going Nowhere, and currently, President of the "Save the Hyphen Society of America"