PANTURGE
A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:
Panturge (n.) the delightful deity behind all close-fitting, gender-neutral, long drawers and well-intentioned but rather fashionably short if not urbane indiscretions
e.g., If it were not for Panturge thought Matilda, (a cerebro-atmospheric person of size), she probably would not have taken a fifth glance at Bartholemew, (who appeared to be a slightly larger-than-life ginger-bread creationist with a penchant for gratuitous liquor but an altogether very low-on-the-totem-pole status in SOPS – Sanctimonious Order of Pratfallers & Satyrs).
Contributed by: Thumbelina Eudora Dworkin-Sitwell, stay-at-home mother, former editor of an Arizona-based literary journal entitled, Dust Tracks on a Road Going Nowhere, and currently, President of the "Save the Hyphen Society of America"
Panturge (n.) the delightful deity behind all close-fitting, gender-neutral, long drawers and well-intentioned but rather fashionably short if not urbane indiscretions
e.g., If it were not for Panturge thought Matilda, (a cerebro-atmospheric person of size), she probably would not have taken a fifth glance at Bartholemew, (who appeared to be a slightly larger-than-life ginger-bread creationist with a penchant for gratuitous liquor but an altogether very low-on-the-totem-pole status in SOPS – Sanctimonious Order of Pratfallers & Satyrs).
Contributed by: Thumbelina Eudora Dworkin-Sitwell, stay-at-home mother, former editor of an Arizona-based literary journal entitled, Dust Tracks on a Road Going Nowhere, and currently, President of the "Save the Hyphen Society of America"
posted by BREAKWATER BIRD at 10:45 AM
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