Saturday, October 23, 2004

STRATOCUMULORT

A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

stratocumulort (n.) the mumbling sort who walks furtively about, (with his heavy head firmly planted in some puffy dark clouds), inquiring about where to find jumbo bumbershoots, golden parachutes, and the latest weather conditions on Mars


e.g., The sibilant stratocumulort entered “The Temple of Tenpenny Truth & Miscellaneous Stuff” with but one thing on his misplaced mind – how to propitiate the "Deity of Do-Nothing & Piss Poor Performance" and save his sorry skin from the "Flatulating Fickle Finger of Fate Fairy".


Contributed by: Richard Hensleigh Bladdertangle, a renowned landfill anthropoligist, part-time significant other person, and author of a prodigious picture-book entitled, Sports and Pastimes of the People of Driftpile (Alberta), Druid (Saskatchewan), and Goobies (Newfoundland)