Monday, February 07, 2005


A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

zapple (n.) a microwave oven without any juice

e.g. The Digital Age may have arrived, but for one analog and angst-ridden, poor starving soul named Rueena Tutbone, (who incidentally became deleriously sidetracked while exploring her woman's inner dialogue), a swarm of cursors and a wireless mouse unfortunately could not revive her zapple sufficiently for her to cook her favorite comfort food -- Kraft macaroni dinner, garnished with a sprig of tasteless but healthy green seaweed, and served with a rather large dollop of hot popcorn slathered in melted goat's cheese.

Contributed by: Otto "Knuckles" Hoolboom, a kick-ass custodian, (who frequently loses his grip on reality enough to double as the disembodied voice of a news anchor known by fans as, "The Grim Reaper", on 66.3 FM radio in Kickapoo, Illinois)