Saturday, November 06, 2004

BAD-FOR-EVERYTHING

A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:


bad-for-everything (adj.) what every good-for-nothing has going for it


e.g. The bad-for-everything golliwog glanced left and right before leaping onto the page of cutouts, thumping his fist, and defiantly thrusting his tawdry, two-toned, torpid tongue out at a pesky kid with a honking big pair of scissors in the tow of a panic-stricken playschool administrator nicknamed, “Brownie Point”.

Contributed by: Goliath Nematode, a gonzo goober grower in the heart of Lizard Lick, North Carolina (a bodacious backwater blemish replete with a nine-hole golf course, a communal shower, and a divot museum, if you please!)