FIBASCO SAUCE

A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

Fibasco sauce (n.) what one who cooks the books inevitably uses to spice up a dicey dish or flagging flambé

e.g. She wagged her pulchritudinous pink organ of taste about as Jeeves, her devoted miscreant man-servant, presented her favorite midday meal: rubber chicken wings served on a bed of rusty nails with a generous portion of Fibasco sauce (designed to mollify the unexpected negative earnings growth results in the fourth quarter and a meaningful but unanticipated highly-leveraged outcome shift in her balanced no-load stock portfolio).

Contributed by: J.P. Fata Morgana, Esq. (born sometime in the last century to haggis-loving parents from Killiecrankie, Scotland) and now a fetching if not fly-chasing footman, an accomplished Faustian bargain hunter, and a vertiginous valet in the House of Vermouth-Swilling Vampires & Fasting Father Christmas's