Monday, November 29, 2004

GO-DEVIL-GETTER

A new addition to the Big Book of Bunkum:

go-devil-getter (n.) one who rejuvenates a flagging spirit by walking on bed of hot coals, sleeping on a bed of nails, and wearing a red sequined, sparkly spandex body suit with little horns

e.g. After taking his guinea pig named Lord Ha Ha for a brief sunrise stroll around a cul-de-sac in the Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary, the timorous go-devil-getter brushed and gnashed his sensitive pearly-white incisors, molars and bicuspids with 0.4% stannous fluoride gel USP (before digging into a healthy, nutritional, vitamin-enriched, low-cholesterol, microwave safe, frozen breakfast food cereal of jiggle, wiggle, and plop).

Contributed by: Nancy Yellingbo, a certified Hatha-Metta-Stretch Yoga, Fitness Kickboxing & Submission Wrestling Instructor and part-time mystic Santa Shopping Tarot Card Reader from Pugwash, Nova Scotia by way of Tallygaroopna, Australia and Gnaw Bone, Indiana